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swagfoot: (whatever i'm couture as shit) (Default)
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  • whatever i'm couture as shit
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ soulja boy can't dance like me, michael jackson can't dance like me
swagfoot: (this could have potentially gone better)
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  • this could have potentially gone better
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ but so long as we're leaning towards the bright side, nobody lost any limbs!!
swagfoot: (you smell like a baby prostitute)
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  • you smell like a baby prostitute
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ you may think i'm saying that to help you but it's genuinely endearing, keep doing it.
swagfoot: (you're actually wrong about that)
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  • you're actually wrong about that
Comment: © [ fitched ] at ij ↬ sliced bread is actually, in fact, the coolest thing since ME
swagfoot: (you look very gallant with that hat on)
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  • you look very gallant with that hat on
Comment: © [ fitched ] at ij ↬ i know this from experience, as i wear that hat when i am very drunk
swagfoot: (i look a little sad in this picture)
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  • i look a little sad in this picture
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ or maybe i'm just doing my best zoolander expression, i'm not sure, but can i have a hug
swagfoot: (i feel like shit)
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  • i feel like shit
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ but not like something so small as a dog turd, like one of those gargantuan elephant piles
swagfoot: (wow okay culturally insensitive!!)
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  • wow okay culturally insensitive!!
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ i mean, you're saying 'necrophiliac' like it's a bad thing
swagfoot: (i'm generally pretty pleased with myself)
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  • i'm generally pretty pleased with myself
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ it's on account of my svelte looks, my lithe form, and also my nine inch cock
swagfoot: (those times when you get scared)
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  • those times when you get scared
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ it's one of those times, i genuinely feel like i have just peed in my pants a little
swagfoot: (i'm okay (i promise))
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  • i'm okay (i promise)
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ you worry too much and also your poofy hair has a funny smell to it like dead possums
swagfoot: (I DISLIKE THIS CONCEPT)
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  • I DISLIKE THIS CONCEPT
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ AND I WILL SIT HERE CONSUMED WITH LUST FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING
swagfoot: (i may have said a wrong thing here)
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  • i may have said a wrong thing here
Comment: © [ fitched ] at ij ↬ as a point of interest, was it the thing about the dead chicken or the nun?
swagfoot: (are you fucking serious)
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  • are you fucking serious
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ is he fucking serious ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING SIRIUS
swagfoot: (i'm immortal)
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  • i'm immortal
Comment: [ credit unknown ] ↬ and i say that because i'm an untouchable little shit, not because of puns based on my actor choice